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Story Line For Texas Chainsaw 3D | |
| After the first massacre in 1974, the townspeople suspected that the Sawyer family were responsible. A vigilante mob of enraged locals surrounded the Sawyer house, burning it to the ground and killing every last member of the family. Decades later a young woman named Heather learns that she has inherited a Texas estate from her grandmother. she decides to bring her friends along on the road trip to invesitgate her inheritance. On arrival she uncovers she has inherited a mansion but is yet to uncover the terrors that lurk in the basement below it. | |
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Actors For Texas Chainsaw 3D | |
| Alexandra Daddario,Dan Yeager,Tremaine 'Trey Songz' Nev...,Trey Songz,Scott Eastwood,Keram Malicki-Sánchez,Tania Raymonde,Shaun Sipos,James MacDonald,Thom Barry,Paul Rae,Richard Riehle,Bill Moseley,Gunnar Hansen,David Born,Sue Rock,Ritchie Montgomery,Marilyn Burns,Dodie Brown,David "Bear" Bell | |
Review For Texas Chainsaw 3D | |
| The original "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" leaves audiences feeling hollowed out, dispirited and dissolute. "Texas Chainsaw 3D" is simply a bummer for being a big nothing. Mark Olsen-Los Angeles Times All the makers of "Texas Chainsaw 3D" cared about was getting your $16. Wesley Morris-Boston Globe Try as [Luessenhop] might to honor the original -- flashbulb transitions, a skeevy (yet buff) hitchhiker, metal doors, and meat hooks -- there's little of its mounting dread. Pete Vonder Haar-Village Voice The first movie to go into wide release in 2013 misses, by mere days, a qualifying run for the 2012 Oscars. Roger Moore-McClatchy-Tribune News Service An effort is made to provide some character definition for Leatherface, which is probably a mistake. He's much scarier as a cipher. Peter Howell-Toronto Star In-your-face 3D and a half-hearted attempt at psychological complexity add little to this umpteenth Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie. Frank Scheck-Hollywood Reporter You may think that after six movies that there would be nothing left to say on the topic of Texas chainsaw massacres, and you would be right. Ken Hanke-Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC) Director John Luessenhop delivers some jolts as well as much gruesomeness, but a bogus ending and the convoluted morality of a script that tries to transform the vengeful Leatherface into a sympathetic if psychotic antihero hamstrings his efforts. John Beifuss-Commercial Appeal (Memphis, TN) ( ... ) you might want to imagine I'm wielding a chainsaw that's making the noise rrrrrrrrrrrLLLLLLLLL! And that, as I write, I'm chopping up the three scriptwriters and three story writers on the grounds of over-manning (ditto, nine producers). Graham Young-Birmingham Mail Leatherface is a loser. Nick Nunziata-CHUD Seeing a flick in January usually means lowering your expectations, but no moviegoer should have to endure this. Kristian Harloff-Schmoes Know Leatherface is the smartest one in this picture: he's the only one with the good sense to cover up his face so no one will know he was involved in this putrid waste of time. Mark Ellis-Schmoes Know This new film survives on its formulaic horror mechanics and the powerful image of a chain saw wielded in 3-D. Marjorie Baumgarten-Austin Chronicle There are some gory kills and some goofy fun as a huge chainsaw thrusts out of the screen in 3D, but this is a generic by the numbers slasher that squanders TCM's grimy history. Henry Northmore-The List Includes some of the absolute worst 3-D effects that I can ever remember seeing. Tim Brayton-Antagony & Ecstasy Texas Chainsaw 3D is the sort of movie that makes you wish they made kevler contact lenses. Ed Whitfield-The Ooh Tray "Texas Chainsaw 3D" is not a very original slasher film. It mostly serves fans of the horror genre with its stereotypical characters and gore. Paul Chambers-Movie Chambers When making a sequel to a beloved genre classic, it's generally unwise to include clips of the masterpiece you're attempting to live up to. A.A. Dowd-Time Out Chicago An inane, insane horror movie but Alexandra Daddario makes it bearable. Jackie K. Cooper-jackiekcooper.com An artless exercise, but also sporadically successful in its attempts to expand on the Leatherface mythos in a new-ish way. Michael Nordine-Willamette Week math doesn't mean much in Texas Chainsaw, nor does logic, for that matter, or anything resembling originality or daring James Kendrick-Q Network Film Desk It feels more like a non-scary 'Scary Movie' spoof than the real deal, such is its lack of genuine tension. Graham Young-Birmingham Post Maybe it's due to ... lowered expectations, but I found "Texas Chainsaw 3-D" a mildly entertaining way to pass an hour and a half on a cold winter afternoon. Greg Maki-Star-Democrat (Easton, MD) Isn't as bad as you'd expect...but it's further evidence that the kindest cut would be to leave these old movies alone. Frank Swietek-One Guy's Opinion Don't call this a reimagining, because imagination is the last thing at work here. Siobhan Synnot-Scotsman Sadly, this leap onto the stereoscopic bandwagon marks a new low for the franchise, as far away in quality from the '74 original as it is in years. George Bass-Total Film | |
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