| |
 | |
Story Line For Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters | |
| In this spin on the fairy tale, Hansel & Gretel are now bounty hunters who track and kill witches all over the world. As the fabled Blood Moon approaches, the siblings encounter a new form of evil that might hold a secret to their past. | |
| Total Vote User Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters : 2,029 Visitor | |
| User Ranting Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters : 4 | |
| User Percentage For Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters : 74 % | |
| User Count Like for Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters : 27,835 | |
| All Critics Ranting For Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters : 4 | |
| All Critics Count For Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters : 32 | |
| All Critics Percentage For Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters : 12 % | |
Actors For Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters | |
| Jeremy Renner,Gemma Arterton,Famke Janssen,Peter Stormare,Ingrid Bolsø Berdal,Thomas Mann | |
Review For Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters | |
| A rarely funny spoof that's heavy on bone-crushing and blood-gushing. Stephanie Merry-Washington Post The movie has been sitting on the shelf for a while, and like, say, a house of candy you might find in the woods, it's gotten a bit stale. Keith Staskiewicz-Entertainment Weekly This may be the longest 90 minutes you ever spend in a theater. You've been warned. Peter Travers-Rolling Stone Even if he's slumming, Renner gets it best: his dry delivery fully acknowledges the movie's ridiculousness. If you're planning on entering this fractured fairy tale, you'll want to follow his lead. Elizabeth Weitzman-New York Daily News While the film rarely provokes any strenuous eye-rolling, it also can't drum up even the slightest interest in the fate of its characters, let alone suspense. Andrew Barker-Variety The film isn't funny enough for comedy or scary enough for horror, and the anachronisms are ludicrous. Peter Howell-Toronto Star ...a comic booky ride, but not enough fun to build a franchise on. Laura Clifford-Reeling Reviews Even skillful actors, such as Jeremy Renner, can't rescue this silly, poorly executed retelling of the classic fable. Emanuel Levy-EmanuelLevy.Com Despite aiming for a deeper character story, Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters only succeeds as mindless and bloody entertainment - thin as its fairy tale source material. Ben Kendrick-ScreenRant Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters is big, LOUD and stupid. Bruce Kirkland-Jam! Movies For those who care to look past the obvious silliness of the whole affair, there's actually some weird but quality craftsmanship at work. Scott Weinberg-FEARnet It's lowbrow, it knows it, and that makes it a nice, kind of tawdry fun. William Bibbiani-CraveOnline It wants desperately to be on the same level as Sam Raimi's slapstick horror Evil Dead trilogy, but it's nowhere near as fun or clever. Eric Melin-Scene-Stealers.com Recalling the best...and worst, of Sam Raimi's ridiculously fun Evil Dead trequel, Army of Darkness while falling into the traps of most mainstream Hollywood hackwork, Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters belies its bungled release history. Bill Gibron-PopMatters By any serious measure, "Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters" is not a good movie. ... Yet I found this jumbled hodgepodge strangely entertaining. Greg Maki-Star-Democrat (Easton, MD) It's not awful-certainly not as stupid as Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. But that's a very low bar to clear. Kurt Loder-Reason Online Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters packs one out-of-left-field surprise, but it arrives during the opening credits, and the delicious twists dissipate as the film trudges along. Sean O'Connell-CinemaBlend.com Playing his film with a constant wink and nod Wirkola spends Hansel & Gretel's running time balanced on a knife's edge and juggling flaming chainsaws while doing it. He never falls although he does frequently stumble quite badly. Joshua Starnes-ComingSoon.net Tommy Wirkola's film suggests A Knight's Tale as penned by Seth MacFarlane. Calum Marsh-Slant Magazine There are precious few surprises in the plot, which follows H&G as they fight and destroy evil witches while wondering if there might not be a few good, Glinda types lurking about. Chris Knight-National Post Feels like a first film in a franchise that's meant to set up the main characters and conflicts, which can then be fleshed out in sequels. But those sequels will never happen. Tim Grierson-Screen International | |
 | |
Watch Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters Movie Online Streaming Without Downloading 
0 comments:
Post a Comment - Back to Content